Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

My good question for tonight is what do you get for Santa Claus for Christmas?

pj_gal asked:


I mean he delivers toys to all the good boys and girls. He delivers coal to the bad boys and girls. So what do you get for Santa Claus the man who is a jolly old elf?
What would Mrs Claus and elves get the man? I’m sure he does not need a gps. He has been making the trip for a couple hundred years now so I doubt he gets lost very often.
I’m sure he has had a laptop for years and years. How else would he keep his naughty and nice lists current esp with how many children he has to deliver toys to in one night?
Cell phone? I’m sure he has another way to keep in touch with Mrs Claus and the elves while he is gone.
So what are you getting for Santa this year besides milk and cookies? Besides after several plates of cookie and glasses of milk he is most likely full. lol
Thanks
Most of the answers so far are great and things I would not have thought of for him.
No I am not 7 years old. I’m 40 something just trying to ask a fun question. I wondered what other people would get Santa if they were giving him a gift this year.
I’m not sure about a slim fast though. He is supposed to be a jolly old elf. Not a skinny guy. It would take somthing away from the idea of him.
Thanks for answers and Merry Christmas

Serena
Category: Santa
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23 Responses

November 12, 2009
Skittles!

Dayana

i dont believe in him ;)


November 12, 2009
STEVE0 THE CLOWN

Katrina

a slim fast


November 13, 2009
Biker

Zoe

A bottle of Crown Royal


November 16, 2009
dumbblonde131313

Jairo

well, since he’s mostly taken care of, I suggest a massage with a happy ending. I would be happy to portray the role of santa for you.


November 18, 2009
rhino_man420

Madalynn

a gift card for massage and sleeping pills


November 20, 2009
kenzieb95

Juliet

um you still belive in santa clause how old are you 7


November 21, 2009
who's on first

Jeffrey

I seen on a Subway commercial that he would like STEAK. EAT STEAK.


November 21, 2009
L3t D@ Hat3rs T@lk I Dont List3n

Nadia

maybe a new suit lol a new house…lol…a flat screen….an Xbox 360…stuff like that


November 23, 2009
ocean86

Dennis

try your own thoughts, if he comes give him money.


November 25, 2009
KANDY_GIRL

Felicity

how about diet pills lol or a new raindeer!!!


November 28, 2009
jess l

Kendrick

diet pills and bottled water to wash it down with…


November 29, 2009
Fruit Cake Lady

Sky

Some socks, the washer or dryer is always eating them up. And also a nice watch, he has been late a lot lately.


November 30, 2009
teacher

Jordan

After a difficult night, perhaps he would apreciate a Ho. Or in his case a Ho,Ho, Ho.


December 3, 2009
addicted to piercings

Jared

a nice new easy chair to sit by the fire when he arrives back at the north pole.


December 6, 2009
Camille Contreras

Maryam

Well you sure have a lot of questions….
I believe in Santa Claus and I also have his email look If you would like to chat with him you need to hurry
he’ll be gone pretty soon


December 7, 2009
grumpy1961@sbcglobal.net

Demarion

a big bottle of jackdaniels and cokes


December 9, 2009
StarGalactica

Mina

This entirely depends on who Santa is, where he is encountered and the age of the person receiving the present. Ages 8 and under at home leave milk and cookies. Relatives and friends playing the big guy receive party invitations and hearty thanks. The party at work receives a mug filled with goodies but hubby at home receives lol.


December 10, 2009
glacier

Anton

a hooker


December 13, 2009
Sarah

Kenya

Get him a flying jet so he can make his rounds to our house’s faster!

And leave him a note telling him to hire me as an elf!


December 15, 2009
?

Donte

Get him whatever you really want yourself. Leave it out and make sure he knows it’s for him. See what happens.


December 17, 2009
smart mouth

Aleena

Well!!! I haven’t shot him or had him arrested for breaking and entering yet, Does that count?


December 17, 2009
auguste w

Micah

some protein drink to keep straight i think he might need some energy for his trip arrrrround the world. lol


December 19, 2009
~Angel~

Moriah

cookies