Hi there asked:

"The Santa Cluse that C *** where's my bike fn, I unwrapped all this other junk and there is nothing like it. I wrote the letter and fn and came to see twice, geriatric old fart you have forgotten me fn bike. The next time I come to see and now Im gunna punch in the gut and leaves and loose ruldolph fn raindeers kick in the balls, just Wate until next year when I return to the store and my sister when I come through stoppin that door and you say that you just wait. Hey Muns and dads just smell his breath and check your blood shot eyes, do not listen to children because he tells lies fn. His only pisstank and pervernt and not even very bright, because I forgot pelotudo old bicycle fn fn. If I wanted a couple of strips of fn would blooody question, this cowboy suit and ping-pong can put up her ass stuffed me bloody order its enought to do and that shed old Wanker fn forgot my bike fn. I'll tell my dad where you go c ***. fn and punch lights out.

Nickolas

Sol Bird asked:


This random question must mean that I have a life right?

Anyway, let’s say that you could be young again. If these two FICTIONAL characters were real, would you prefer Santa Claus (jolly old man) or Edward Cullen (romantic vampire) to deliver you Christmas presents?

Also, if one of them were to creep you out by entering your house at night, who would it be?

Luke

Angie Stocklin asked:

Poor old Santa Claus. Sometimes he gets a bad rap. People say he doesn’t represent Christmas well. People say he doesn’t set a good example for Christians celebrating December 25. And people say—gasp!—that he doesn’t even exist. Plus, there are some folks out there who are trying to confuse just who Santa is. Is he really Saint Nicolas? Or is he some imposter, some big elf from the North Pole who wants to take credit for everything that Saint Nick has done and stands for.

Scary stuff, right? Well, if you are getting too upset by these anti-Santa ideas, perhaps you should stop reading this article now. It only gets worse the deeper you get into these anti-Santa theories.